This article will be published on V on June 27th. The columns "Is the Hehuan Sect going bankrupt today?" And "The Queen of White Moonlight Wearing Paranoia" are available for pre-order. The copy is at the bottom!
Copywriting one:
Yu Xin traveled into a fairy novel and became the fiancée of the villain Ling Yejue.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he was stabbed mercilessly by Ling Yejue, who was confronting the male protagonist.
When he opened his eyes again, Ling Yejue poisoned the male protagonist and accidentally poisoned Yu Xin who came to drink tea.
When she opened her eyes again, Yu Xin was growing up, practicing diligently, and was about to ascend to accept the thunder disaster. Ling Yejue fought with the male protagonist, and the mountain collapsed and buried her.
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After restarting countless times, Yu Xin died directly or indirectly at the hands of Ling Yejue.
Yu Xin couldn't bear it any longer, so she picked up a machete and went into Ling Ye Jue's room under the cover of night, trying to solve the problem from the root. However, she happened to see two people drinking and chatting happily with each other - Ling Ye Jue and the so-called male protagonist who was on the same level as him in the plot.
Looking at each other, the wine glass in Ling Yejue's hand fell to the ground with a bang, but the male protagonist suddenly didn't realize it, and they put their arms around each other, like good brothers.
All kinds of strange things from the past came to mind, and Yu Xin finally recalled everything.
It turns out that rebirth again and again is fake, and so is tit-for-tat.
She thought she was the one who walked through the book, but in fact this book belonged to her world.
Someone spent five hundred years just to bring her back from another world.
Food guide:
1. Tao Zun who is regarded as the villain vs. His fiancée who has lost his memory
2. Fall in love and kill each other, pseudo-crematorium, 1v1, HE.
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Pre-receipt of the copy of "Is the Hehuan Sect going bankrupt today":
Tang Yu, the head of the Hehuan Sect, is a famous witch in the world of cultivation.
Rumor has it that she likes to suck men's semen to strengthen her body, and she especially likes to pick on handsome young men.
Wherever Tang Yu appears, all male cultivators will wear veils for fear of being abducted by Tang Yu because of their beauty.
Only the disciples of the Hehuan Sect knew that the head of the Tang Dynasty was very ignorant and had no interest in love between men and women.
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. The disciples of Hehuan Sect also followed Tang Yu and learned from him.
Suddenly, there were no more people in the sect who were in love, and the disciples' appetite for food increased dramatically.
The elders panicked as they watched the spirit stones being spent like water.
If this continues, the Hehuan Sect will definitely go bankrupt!
After being forced for a long time, Tang Yu finally relented and agreed to go out to see the sect.
When she came back, there were three men with her.
One was captured by Lingjian Mountain and was the best swordsman in the world who hated crooked ways.
One was picked up by the Demon Realm, the God of Killing Demon Lord who slaughtered cities and laid down millions of corpses at every turn.
One was fished from the sea, a dragon prince whose bloodline was noble and could not be tarnished.
Tang Yu asked the elders distressedly: "Tell me, among these three people, which one is better for me to fall in love with?"
The elders looked at the three evil stars with gloomy faces in fear, their beards trembling: "How about letting the Hehuan Sect collapse?"
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Copywriting of "The Queen of White Moonlight Wearing Paranoia":
Wen Jing, a former women's Sanda champion, entered a novel called "Prison Love" and became the white moonlight of the paranoid Gu Yu, and was also bound to a "purifying soul system".
The system told her that if Gu Yu's paranoia level reaches 100, she will be imprisoned forever like the plot of the novel.
Wen Jing: "So, what is his level of paranoia now?"
The system choked up: [98.
Wen Jing took a deep breath, looked at the senior high school textbook on the table, stretched her muscles, and decided to give Gu Yu a profound love education.
Everyone knows that Wen Jing is the treasure in Gu Yu's heart and no one is allowed to get involved.
She is a weak dodder flower, and he is a crazy and powerful flower picker.
But one day, in the corner of the school, someone saw Wen Jing holding down the waist of Gu Yu who was about to kiss him forcefully, pressing him against the wall and beating him up.
The arrogant young man couldn't even muster the strength to resist. He was crying out of breath: "Stop fighting, I don't dare anymore!"
However, listening to the system prompts of [Paranoid Degree -1] that kept ringing, Wen Jing laughed evilly: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is loving. Don't you really want me to like you? Do you want such a liking?"
Gu Yu blinked, a hint of surprise flashing across his face.
What she just said was that she liked it?
She likes him!
His heartbeat began to accelerate, and a blush appeared on his fair face. He nodded heavily: "Then please be gentle, okay? I'm afraid your hands will hurt."
Later, at the 100th anniversary of A High School, Gu Yu Wenjing and his wife were invited to be interviewed as representatives of outstanding alumni.
"Mr. Gu, I heard that you pursued Mrs. Gu first. What was it about Mrs. Gu when you were a student that attracted you the most?"
Gu Yu lowered his head and chuckled, suddenly remembering the violent beating back then.
"What attracts me the most? Probably every point."
Food guide:
1. The heroine who is transcended by force and physical strength vs. The hero who is the successor to the outstanding male virtues through violence.
2. Nonsense, 1v1he.
Purpose: Cherish the people around you
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