I? Who am I? I am the invincible Li Xiaoyun who is fearless and has an optimistic spirit! Who knows how he could be fainted by his own blood and get into a fatal car accident? Oh my God, I, Li Xiaoyun, am such a good young man! I see the flowers and the flowers, the cars are the same as the cars! I am like a fish and a goose behind the moon, and I am ashamed of the flowers! I am a beautiful and beautiful girl! Why is God so unfair to me? What? Is it because I stole my little sister's candy? Is it because I applied all-purpose glue on my deskmate's chair? Is it because I "accidentally" knocked down Aunt Zhang next door? No. ． ． ． Oh my God! You are too stingy! Because these little things actually sent me to a fatal place? Good! See how I subvert this weird and weird place! ...(Female to male)