[Comprehensive] Every Blind Date Is Forced to Fail

Mizuno Masumi is young, beautiful and rich, and has no shortage of suitors. But I can't help but find someone who is arranged on a blind date by my family. After going to the meeting with a dispensable attitude—— The first blind date: "I have a stable income and no bad habits..." A voice suddenly came from the next table: "He likes men and needs a woman as a shield." She looked at the familiar detective for two seconds, then turned around and smiled politely at her blind date: "Sorry, I don't think our gender is suitable." The second blind date: "I have a gentle personality and like romance..." It's like a detective passing by: "He is interested in your money and wants to find a rich woman who is stupid and has a lot of money to feed you." The attracted rich woman continued to smile: "I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood my IQ." The third blind date: "I am clean, loyal and dedicated..." A certain detective who just came to the door said: "He already has three girlfriends and four spare tires, and he is planning to include you in the spare tires." The favored spare tire could no longer hold back her smile. She looked at her blind date expressionlessly and said concisely: "Get out." After the famous detective sharply pointed out the nature of a scumbag to the Nth blind date, Masumi Mizuno couldn't help but fell into deep thought. "Why are all my blind date partners jerks?" The black-haired young man who was eating her snacks said confidently: "Because you hate scumbags." Mizuno Masumi: "... Huh?" Is there something wrong with this sentence? And why is this person always there every time I go on a blind date? Moral Eating Guide ①OOC warning, bugs and too many logics to kill, please be sure not to read with too much brain capacity. ②CP Edogawa Ranpo. ③Decide whether to open a pit based on advance receipt.