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Shi Yi is a cute little hamster, timid and timid, and especially a homebody. But that day, he ran out of food and had to go out to find food. On the way, he accidentally fell into an infinite world of terror.
When he first entered the infinite world, the eerie and strange painting style almost transformed Shi Yi into his original form. It shed tears and looked so pitiful.
The audience in the live broadcast room shook their heads in disdain: "It's too weak. If you don't die at the beginning, I will stand on my head and eat shit."
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Because it was too scary and exciting, Shi Yi did not hide his hamster vest after all. An exciting experience, the live broadcast room staged a dramatic transformation.
The audience watched Shi Yi turn into a little hamster, and their jaws dropped to the ground in shock: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!"
The cute little furry hamster huddled in the corner and shivered, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.
The scary ghosts who were chasing after them found the little thing: "... Where did this weak little monster come from?"
"Hide behind me, don't get killed."
"You are so weak, don't embarrass us ghosts."
"Tsk, it's quite cute."
The little hamster nodded tremblingly and crawled into the pocket of a female ghost boss: "Thank you, beautiful ghost sister."
Audience: "…………"
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Shi Yi struggles to survive in an infinite world.
On this day, the little hamster, who was working cautiously as a little spy, accidentally picked up a fellow monster. Although he didn't know what kind of monster the other person was, the two became companions from then on.
This companion is very strong in martial arts and is a good fighter, but his brain is not very good. He always likes to suck, hug and lift him up. In addition, he is also very good at eating.
The little hamster counted the little food he had left and sighed: "Hey, it's really hard to raise a man."
Until one day, the man who was a free man finally revealed his true face as the Lord of Ghosts.
"Bao, I'll take care of you this time."
The little hamster was so frightened that he cried on the spot.
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The cute, timid and cautious little hamster is attacked by a powerful infinite boss who pretends to be stupid and dumbfounded.
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1. I changed the original text because of my nightmare work experience, and I really can't write it. If you don't like this joke, you can take it away (kneel down and kowtow).