As a struggling recent college graduate, I had to endure not finding a job. God, do you think I don't deserve to live in modern times if I can't find a job?
Why did you send me to ancient times?
There's more! I wouldn't have tolerated it even if it was sent to ancient times! But what is this behind me? Can you explain it?
Is this a tail? Let me go, am I still a human being? I... Became a monster? What's going on?