(It has been completed. The new article "I Pick Up Trash in the Heart of the Movie King" is available for advance notice!
Pre-receipt copy: When he woke up, Ruan Yu found that he had traveled through time.
She doesn't have an alluring face, a curved figure, or crazy golden fingers——
Because she was dressed as a "roundworm" in the actor's belly.
The biggest advantage of being a "roundworm" is that you don't have to worry about going hungry.
The actor's inner world is very rich. The taste of happiness is strawberry, the taste of sadness is black coffee, and the taste of anger is sad jelly. Occasionally, when the five flavors are mixed, Ruan Yu can also have a Sichuan-style hot pot meal.
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Jiang Zhuo recently had Mercury retrograde. He was chased by dogs for no apparent reason when he went out. The hotel where he was staying had a power outage. Even when he was filming, he was hit by a sudden falling set board.
The moment he fainted, a soft voice sounded in his ears——
"Wow, today's Best Actor is Lao Tan pickled cabbage flavor!"
During the few days he was hospitalized, that voice would always pop up in his head.
"Today we only have boiled water, which is boring."
"Cream puff flavor, not bad. It would be better if it has durian mille-feuille flavor."
"Today's steak is a bit salty!"
Jiang Zhuo:......
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After Jiang Zhuo recovered, that voice never appeared again.
Until one day, Jiang Zhuo was sitting in the background, looking at a short-legged guy and talking nonsense:
"That's right, what Best Actor Jiang likes to eat most is not seafood, but snail noodles!" The little girl said with absolute certainty, "The actor's body smells like snail noodles!"
The soft and waxy voice was familiar and a bit harsh.
After stepping down from the stage, he pushed the person against the wall and said in a dangerous voice: "Snail noodles, huh?"
[Beauty with white skin, short legs, super skinny 18th line x forced to do business, inner drama super Duojiang actor])
Copywriting 1
As a homebody who lives in a small house every day, Chi Qian doesn't like interacting with people.
Until she was forced to join a strange live broadcast room.
"This is Earth. It is indeed a backward galaxy, and its ecology is still very primitive!"
Chi Qian: "..."
"The host will have his chest broken into pieces?"
Chi Qian: "..."
"When is the anchor going to travel around the world?"
Chi Qian: "..."
"Anchor, anchor, why don't you speak?"
Chi Qian: I have a saying mmp in my heart, I don't know whether I should say it or not :)
Forced to start a business, Chi Qian had no choice but to use his old job to take these aliens on a tour and listen to stories to satisfy their growing curiosity.
However, a shady businessman appeared in the middle of the process. He first tricked her into signing the Overlord Treaty, and then used advertisements during her live broadcast to make money——
The key is not to pay advertising fees!
Chi Qian chose an auspicious day to come to the door with a knife, ready to settle the score with him.
Jiang Ge decisively presented two little red books: "Honey, we are now a family, so you don't care about advertising fees, right?"
[The beautiful but stupid otaku heroine x the treacherous, cunning and profit-seeking interstellar businessman hero]
Copywriting 2
Ever since the live broadcast started, strange things have been happening around Chi Qian.
While shopping, I met a cunning shopkeeper. When I searched for historical sites, I discovered an alien civilization. Even my scumbag ex-boyfriend had something to do with alien civilization!
Chi Qian: I'm so scared. I'm surrounded by aliens.
What? Are aliens going to evacuate the earth?
He's so cold!
This book is also called "I Save the Earth in the Live Broadcast Room" and "Two or Three Things I Have to Say to Black-hearted Businessmen"
Demining: (Knocking on the blackboard) The heroine has mild microphobia. She is not a severe patient who cannot see people. She is just a little resistant and treats familiar people just like normal people. It will get better in the future! !
Ps: 1. The historical stories are purely fictional and have no prototypes. Research is declined.
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