My Crane Always Wants Me to Be Single

Taoist priest Yao, who has been single for five hundred years, heard that all masters like him should be Mei Zimahezi. So he planted a plum blossom and made a wish to be single online. On the first day after the plum tree was planted, the soil was pecked away by his crane. The female nun who watered the plum tree the next day was so frightened by the crane that she did not dare to go out. On the third day after the plum tree was planted, a crane flew to his bed. The crane fluttered its wings and turned into a girl: "I heard, Master, that you want to get a wife?" 1. Sweet articles are trivial. Don't take them seriously if you read them for fun. 2. There are various modern elements mixed into the article. 3. Adhere to the 1v1 route without wavering. 4. If you think the pancakes are delicious, you can add them to the column to save them~o( =∩ω∩= )m ———————————————————————— receiving documents; "The senior sister on the background board quits" Xu Qingfeng lived for almost a hundred years before he realized that he was actually the background in the novel about cultivating immortals. In this article, she doesn't even deserve a name, and will always be referred to as "Senior Sister". When the male protagonist slaps him in the face like crazy, she is trying her best to deal with the aftermath; when the male protagonist makes enemies everywhere, she is trying her best to deal with the aftermath; even when the male protagonist gets into a huge disaster, she is still trying to deal with the aftermath. In the end, the male protagonist ascended to perfection and achieved great success. He didn't even remember the sacrifices made by the senior sister, and even stepped on her, saying that she was weak and had spoiled the family tradition. Who can bear this? I can't stand it at all! After knowing the future, Xu Qingfeng started to go on strike. This senior sister will do whoever she likes! She quits! Why should she serve silently as a backdrop? Doesn't she look like the wronged person? Soon the people of Qinhua Sword Sect discovered that their senior sister had changed. She carried a long sword and a ledger to collect debts one by one. No one could bully her anymore. For a moment, everyone in the Qinhua Sword Sect was in danger, fearing that the senior sister holding the account book would appear in front of their door. Xu Qingfeng just smiled and said: No one with debts can even think about running away! She was in a good mood, and Xu Qingfeng's cultivation level also improved. She even had a group of friends around her who treated her sincerely. Her days were becoming happier day by day. Without Xu Qingfeng to deal with the aftermath, the male protagonist was soon picked on because he offended too many people. However, Xu Qingfeng had a smooth journey and soon ascended. At Xu Qingfeng's ascension ceremony, the male protagonist burst into tears and scolded her for harming him. Why didn't she send all the good things to him like before? Why doesn't she make her own background board? None of the onlookers paid him any attention, only thinking that he was extremely epileptic. Ascension is imminent, so Xu Qingfeng will not get too entangled with the now-defunct male protagonist. But the current senior sister holds a lot of grudges. She still has 2,500 entries about this person in her account book, and they all came to her door. How could she let him go so easily. Ascension was suspended, and she went to collect a debt first. I saw the senior sister flying down, holding the account book and starting to collect the accounts. She slapped the male protagonist every time she read a sentence, and the slaps quickly became one, sweet and melodious. Amidst the applause, the male protagonist was shocked to see the golden light of merit scattering on the senior sister. The eldest sister kept slapping her hands, her thin lips lightly opened, and her voice was crisp. "I forgot to tell you, I proved it by slapping you in the face." Intention: Even if you are in adversity, you should be positive, optimistic and happy every day.