Don't be shameless and rely on your face to consume. Binding love will ruin my youth.
1.
When I was young, I met a female liar.
She cheated on homework, cheated on toys, and even cheated on kisses during a thunderstorm.
He bit her angrily, and the wound was on her left hand. The little girl burst into tears from the pain.
Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, the little girl came over again, trembling.
"Don't be afraid. I still have my right hand... Do you want to bite it?"
Later, the female liar came over with a mouthful of wine while talking about not drinking. He thought vaguely between lips and teeth.
Really.
A liar's kiss can steal hearts.
2.
The moon is dark and the wind is high, the man is alone and the woman is alone.
He Nanchao, the annual subscription user on the hot search list, blocked Shen Nao at the door of the hotel and performed a magic trick.
The magic is simple.
With a wave of his fingertips, he sprayed water.
He raised his wrist and breathed fire.
After the performance, Shen Nao applauded, "Okay, okay, Mr. He is so awesome!"
When He Nanchao heard this, he frowned and looked solemn, "It seems you have discovered it."
"What did you find?"
"Discover..."
He Nanchao took a step closer and said in a very soft voice, "I am a robot."
"There is nothing we can do."
He shook his head helplessly, "Get married."
"... What?"