Why would I wear Ouran? Just wear it. After all, there are many beautiful men who are not. Ah, the fire of fujoshi is burning (what? Where is Koharu Hi? Masaru: Ignore it) [I forgot to mention that my Xiaoya is an authentic fujoshi]
Why did I become an elf? Just change it. She is still a beauty after all [You have a nosebleed...]
But... Why did I become... A man? ! Could it be that God is punishing me for lusting after beautiful men every day? Ah, although I like watching it, I don't like doing it. Mamma Mia, I want to go back to Mars. The earth is too dangerous.