Ling Yu felt like he had a dog in his dormitory.
Take apart the table and take down the bed board.
Remove windows, curtains, air conditioners, floor drains, heating pipes, water heaters, anti-theft windows...
Anyway, there is no damn thing that can't be dismantled.
On a dark and windy night, Ling Yu grabbed his collar and pointed to the window with a cold face: "Where's the glass?"
Little classmate Bai swallowed his saliva and forced a smile. He crossed the empty window frame and held up the darkness outside the window: "... The emperor's new glass."
Colonel Ling raised his foot and kicked him.
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There are two influential figures among the city's fresh high school sophomores.
First, something happened in No. 4 Middle School, forcing the school bully Ling Yu to kick him and break three ribs in one semester.
The second is to tease Bai Yi, the top student, and destroy thirty dormitories in one semester.
The two big guys were sitting at the same table and sleeping in the same room, neither of them could understand each other. They were enemies and started to fight each other, until one day a white university bully suddenly had a seizure and changed his style of fighting each other.
Bai Yi: "This way, you eat candy and I eat hawthorn."
Ling Yu: "... Silly dog."
Bai Yi: "As long as your husband sings and your wife follows suit."
Ling Yu: "Want to die?"
Bai Yi: "I miss you so much."
Ling Yu: "Get out."
Bai Yi: "That won't work! I'm still waiting to eat the ball in your mouth."
Ling Yu: "..."
Bai Yi: "Rose quickly, I'm hungry."
Ling Yu: "......"
Bai Yi: "I want it to be covered in saliva."
Ling Yu: "…………"
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Funny, silly and childish, the serious school bully attacks at the critical moment × the cool thing forces the coquettish girl to sleep, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, the school bully suffers
Lessons from CB teaching for Class 12 fresh graduates:
CB Dafa has boundless power; if you study hard and practice hard, you can ascend to heaven; if you join my CB, you can ascend to heaven and earth.
Couplet for fresh graduates:
The 108 generals of Liangshan in the first line of Shui Bo are chivalrous and righteous.
The second couplet inherits from Gao 3801: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
A horizontal review praising the Water Margin, paying homage to the past and present
There are no pitfalls in writing, welcome to jump into the pit (applause)!
Concept: The group of people in the flower season and rainy season are like a warm sun in the cold winter
