Archlich's Guide to Modern Death

Isel is a dangerous great lich who has been sleeping for six thousand years. His breath can freeze a person's soul, and his voice can shock thousands of creatures. He is a very high-risk person. It's just that time has passed, things have changed, and the Archlich is too lazy to continue to exist, and is ready to let its old enemy, the Priest of Light, purify itself. ——Until he was directly exposed on television by the federal archaeological team. Archaeological Captain (dancing. Jpg): Wow! Take a look at this newly unearthed cultural relic. His bones are inlaid with precious stones, and his soul fire is eerie and terrifying. This is an ancient lich that has never been seen in contemporary society. It is of great academic value! A certain priest of light: Wow, this lich has rich knowledge, extraordinary experience, and a gentle personality. He is really a guest of our light temple! A kid passing by: So handsome. I want to be a lich when I grow up! Archlich: Huh? Captain of the Federal Guard: Stop, Archlich. You are suspected of occupying a motor vehicle lane and flying at high speed; summoning skeletons in non-designated areas; exposing internal organs in front of minors; illegally using teleportation spells in forbidden magic areas; having a scratch accident with a normal moving magic mecha, causing the paint on the surface of the mecha to peel off... You will be punished for several crimes. Since the prison cannot lock you up, please pay a fine of 1.25 Million federal coins! Archlich: Huh? Federal Guard Captain: No money, don't worry, the high priest of the Temple of Light has already paid the fine for you. According to federal law, you are temporarily owned by him until the debt is paid off. People: Ahhh! Priest, you must take good care of this beautiful and precious lich! Archlich: Huh? ? ? CP: The most beautiful in the acting world [Heart-throb] High Priest of Light x is seriously out of touch with modern society [Group Favorite] Archlich [Dark Herald's Order] This article will be posted on V on Monday, March 23rd! I hope all dark believers will follow the herald's footsteps! Reading Guide 1. The whole text is in the first person, and the main subject is not rebellious~ 2. The series of articles is under the tag "The Distant World", welcome to watch! 3. Although all Western fantasy elements come from familiar legends or works, they have been randomly transformed by me, Hua Duandi, and the right of interpretation belongs to Hua Duandi! … The next article is tentatively scheduled to follow "Record of the Marriage of Heaven and Hell" Lucifer x Michael, but Star He Empire Calendar, Fifth Era 4083, the ten thousandth year of mankind's battle with subspace evil spirits. The newly promoted Star Guards swear allegiance to the Emperor of the Human Empire, and the Emperor will bless them: May you die in battle and your souls go to the Great Holy Seat. ——On the Great Holy Throne, the Holy King of Heaven, St. Michael, the Flame Archangel of Mercy, will accept your white soul and cover you with glory. … Michael, the Holy King of Heaven, has been very excited recently. There is a huge dark and silent fleet outside the Nine Heavens that is gathering - Satan, preparing to counterattack heaven. Finally there is a reason to get the Holy Fire Sword back from the shrine of the Human Empire! Everyone knows that the Satan in hell was thrown from the sky, so everyone thought that he would immediately raise his arms and shout, and kill him from the east to the west, from the east to the west, from the south back to the north, to avenge his shame, and kill him until his blood flows into a river and his corpses litter the fields. It is too horrible to see! But he didn't. Satan has been working diligently in hell for 30,000 years to build infrastructure. Although it sounds happy to not be killed in heaven, the living standards of the demons are truly happy. Just when everyone thought that Satan would be so committed to transforming hell. He decided to counterattack heaven. … The subspace evil spirits and humans are inseparable from each other, so they turn around, huh? Why are the angelic legions of the Holy King of Heaven coming? So I ran in the opposite direction, let me go, where are the hell demon army waiting? The promised war between heaven and hell is about to begin. Who did you hit? … "At the point of my sword, all evil spirits will be extinguished!" "If you are the holy fire, then I am willing to be the firewood. I want to watch you burn everything." … Intention: Time flies, but the original intention remains unchanged.