Chen Pi: I must be dreaming. My opponent is actually a woman? Zhang Rishan: No, you are awake. ——Not long ago——Zhang Rishan (dressed in women's clothing): Chen Pi, Buddha invites you to come over. Chen Pi: Who are you? Zhang Rishan: Zhang Rishan. Chen Pi: Ha. You said you are Zhang Rishan? (Looking up and down) I think you are his daughter. Zhang Rishan: (very unhappy being said to be his daughter) I am Zhang Rishan. Chen Pi: Oops. (Laughing + raising eyebrows) You're kidding, you're his sister. If you were Zhang Rishan, I would be killed by him. Zhang Rishan: (pulls out the gun specially made by Buddha and plays with it) I said, I am Zhang Rishan! ! ! Chen Pi: Is it okay if I take back that sentence now? Zhang Rishan: (laughing) No way. A certain year: The first year of high school started this year, and the Internet and mobile phones were banned for the third year of high school... There is no more text, so I will put all kinds of ideas up first. This was an idea that came to me when I was chatting with my classmates in Chinese class before the junior high school entrance examination. Pay tribute to the fourth deputy (this year I will not knock Liangshan, I will not knock Liangshan, I will not knock Liangshan), and I will make a deputy eighth next time. The original characters belong to Nanpai Sanshu, and the OOC and original characters belong to this year.