I Really Don't Want to Commit Suicide! [Comprehensive]

My name is Osamu Dazai, Not that great writer Dazai Osamu who wanted to commit suicide. At least I don't want to die now, But--- "UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCome down from the rooftop, don't get distracted!" Dazai, who was enjoying the cool air on the rooftop:... "Don't take sleeping pills!!! I won't waste money on you if you die!!!" Insomniac Dazai:... "Gas poisoning is not a good way to die. Shut it up quickly!" Dazai was about to turn on the gas to cook:... Osamu Dazai: I really don't want to die, thank you for your concern :)