"I heard that in the neighborhood next door, there is a teenager who plays video games day and night. He doesn't go to college and doesn't leave the house. Isn't this true? He died suddenly on the toilet of his house two days ago."
"Isn't it? I heard that his face was so twitchy."
"Oh, it's so desolate. When people are gone, they are gone. Even after they leave, they don't leave behind a good image."
"What a shame, I have to forward it to the family group immediately and ask my uncle to take good care of my nephew..."
"Hey, you just reminded me, I have to go quickly..."
——Ding~ You have entered Tangjiazhai, please activate your character to enter the monster-fighting mode.
——"What the hell is this?"
——Please activate the character to enter the monster-fighting mode
——……
Mo Junming, a dignified person with a net worth of -5,000 and a weight of 200+, turned into a pretty boy? ! !
What are these little arms, these little legs, and this red font floating in the air?
--Bite! Please activate the character to enter monster fighting mode.
——Ding~ Have you entered the game as the character "Mo Sanxing"? Congratulations to the player for successfully activating "Mo Sanxing". The character information is being obtained, please wait~
Mo Junming was in a mess in the wind, and I hadn't done anything yet. What does the activation of "self-care" mean? And this... I'll go! ! What the hell! !
--Bite! The information is obtained successfully, click to become the leader of the Komeito faction, yes/no.
The selection was successful. Mo Sanxing, the leader of the Gongming faction, is entering the Skull Valley... Loading successful.
"The famous Komeito faction is nothing more than this."
Mo Sanxing spat out a mouthful of blood and cursed hundreds of times in his heart. This NPC was no ordinary madman! !
"Goodbye by fate~I'm running away" I'll leave the green hills behind, so I won't be afraid of running out of firewood! If you can't beat me, just run away!
On the second day, word spread throughout Snowstorm City that Mo Sanxing, the leader of the Ming sect, could not defeat an unknown person.
Mo Sanxing gritted his teeth: "Then why is the NPC called You??"
——Many years later, Mo Sanxing felt regretful as he rubbed his big belly in July. There was no system to tell him why Xianxia Game turned into a love game, why this NPC could be special and have independent thinking, why... Damn! Men can get pregnant! And why am I the one who is pregnant! What's wrong with me? ! Ah, are you using your farts to give birth? !
——"Ma'am, please be gentle, don't move the fetus"
——"Go, go, go! You (beep-) and I (beep-) what the fuck (beep-)"
Also! Who said he was an unknown person? Who dares to believe that You Li, the leader of the Rouge Sect, who is recognized as the leader of the ten sects, is right, that cold-blooded and ruthless murderer, who killed ten people in seconds with a sinister laugh, is actually lying next to him, touching his belly and giggling to himself?
——Also, let me tell you, what is the reason for your sudden double chin? ! Where is the promised beauty, Rouge Emperor? ?
Conception:. .