Alcohol Paralysis

The fake aloof male god really dotes on his wife and is a crazy, arrogant and sweet old wolfdog. × The fake coquettish bitch is really a duplicitous little drunkard who is obsessed with money and salt. "Before the age of 29, my life, Lin Yuezhou, was uneventful for me. I graduated from school, inherited the family business, and became an excellent successor. I thought that the rest of my life would still be dull. Until I met her in a bar on the first day when I was 29, and looking for her was like a pebble, causing ripples in my heart." "Before I was 24 years old, everyone said that I worked hard and achieved success. However, I didn't know what success meant or why I was working hard. Until the first night after I returned to China, I met him. Lin Yuezhou was like a clear stream, allowing me to find a place to live when I was exhausted." When I dragged my exhausted body covered in spikes with a hypocritical smile and continued to search aimlessly, that person crossed thousands of mountains and jungles, and held my hand and told me to take me back "home". Did you know? A man with a mole on his Adam's apple is said to have been left by the last kiss from the woman he loved most in his previous life. I think I traveled across the world, and finally found it. It's nothing but nothing. With just one look, I decided that I must have you for the rest of my life. Copywriting one: (Xiaohe Xunbidonglin Laogou) "Lin Yuezhou? He's so handsome and he doesn't have a girlfriend yet. He's already thirty years old. He can't..." (He Xun, who had a little wine and his eyes were particularly bright, smiled evilly) "Ms. He, men are like red wine, they only have flavor when they are aged, do you understand?" "Nonsense! I prefer fresh cold beer, it's so refreshing! It's exciting!" "To be vigorous, it must be an aged dry wine that is round in the mouth and full of staying power." "Not all red wines are suitable for aging. Don't you know, Mr. Lin? There may be defects and unpalatable wines that are leftover!" "Is it a good old wine? Miss He, take it apart and have a taste. You will know after one sip. What? Why are you blushing?" "Me! Me! Me! I'm hot!" "You are a duplicitous kid who still wears a skirt in November, so be careful with your cold legs." Xiaohe Xun:) Copywriting two: (Lin Lao Goubi Dong Xiaohe Xun) "Kid, don't you like me? Aren't you quite courageous? Why, I'm here and you're scared?" "Boss Lin, I just want to have fun with you because you are handsome. I can also take your words seriously after drinking. Do you understand that I won't touch you even if I pass a leaf among thousands of flowers?" "We are all adults. Anyone who takes it seriously will lose. I, He Xun, understand this! Don't worry, Mr. Lin! Don't worry!" (Lin Laogou is smiling, feeling mmp in his heart.) Copy three: (After Xiao Hexun got drunk, he clung to Old Dog Lin like an octopus on the sofa, pressed his forehead against his forehead and muttered with his eyes closed) "Lin Yuezhou, you big pig's hooves and man's mouth! You're a liar! You still tell me that you like me every day! How could you like me? I have a bad temper, am unreasonable, selfish, willful, selfish, unhygienic, and have a bad temper... You just like that I can design a house for you. If you get me, I will obey your orders and work for you. Are you still interested in my beauty?" Lin Yuezhou grabbed the wine bottle, held He Xun's chin with both hands, and said seriously. "He Xun, let me say it again, I, Lin Yuezhou, like you, He Xun. I like you so much that I want to carry you with me all the time, I like you so much that I want to give you a home, I like you so much that I want to take you home to be my wife, and I like you so much that I think I can't live without you in the future. I don't need any reasons, interests, or conditions to like someone. I just like this imperfect you, so Lin Xun, is it so difficult to say that you like someone? So, Lin Xun, do you like me?" The drunk woman suddenly opened her mouth and said two words seriously. He Xun: "Like" Early next morning He Xun: "What happened last night!?" Lin Yuezhou: "You said you like me." He Xun: "Fart! If I like you, I will be your son!" Lin Yuezhou: (T. M again? I drank so much that I wasted all my affectionate expressions and recognized a son back. I just want a wife:) Real estate upstart × international interior designer Love at first sight × love at first sight Also known as "It's easy to invite gods but hard to send them away" "What to do if your wife is too stubborn to talk" "The domineering president has no intention of working and only wants his wife and children to be on the hot bed" "What if my wife just wants to be my dad" "What should I do if my brother always wants to sleep with me?" This is my first time writing an article, so please give me your advice. It won't be sweet from beginning to end, and there will be a little bit of abuse in the middle, but it will really make Lin Yuezhou and He Xun live happily together! PS: Most of the content is professional-oriented. Although Ah Ying has carefully reviewed the information, she is not a professional after all. She is just reading the article for fun, so please don't delve into it! Scarf @A _YING Get rich overnight