Bai Xiaoyu likes to play games and is an otaku. His favorite is a game called King of Pesticide, and he is the top being in this game - the strongest king!
Wait, that's not right! He is the king of strong mouth.
As long as he talks, people's eyes will be on him, and of course, all the skills are also on him.
No matter he wins or loses, he is the one who takes the most damage in their team.
One day, Bai Xiaoyu was using his abilities normally and talking nonsense. In order to chase him, the opponent's support chased him through two towers and died gloriously.
He stood beside the dead assistant and said: Thank you!
Assist him in having a friendly conversation: Dad loves you
Bai Xiaoyu just replied deeply: Look, dad will teach you how to be a good person.
He rushed into the opponent's five-man group and exploded into fireworks.
After it was over, teammates sent congratulatory messages one after another: Actor, reported it.
Suddenly his vision went dark. The moment before he lost consciousness, he suddenly remembered a piece of news he saw yesterday: Shocked! A man died suddenly due to overwork while playing video games!
I don't want to be on the social media news!
When he opened his eyes again, he came to a battlefield filled with aliens flying in the sky.
Mom, it's so scary here, I want to go home!
Later, the Chang'an swordsman stroked his dog's head lovingly and said kindly: Since you have reached the age of weakness, you must have your own handwriting.
To give is to give. Can you give one word at a time?
Bai Xiaoyu, who is gay himself, looked at the swordsman's sword with a cold light and swallowed: I think...
The swordsman said: I don't want you to think, I want me to feel. So be it, from now on, I will call you - for free! !
Later, Bai Xiaoyu looked at the heroes he had summoned and felt filled with pride: Our slogan is——
The military advisor waving his fan said: Hesitation will lead to Bai Xiaoyu!
The young general in blue shirt said: The military advisor is right.
The Chang'an Sheriff with a tuft of green hair said: Yuanfang, what do you think?
The red-haired general picked up Kun and said: "Oli, here it is!"
The sage sitting underground said: Dog Hanxin, return Kun to me quickly!
This is not our slogan! ! !
Note: 1. The background of Pesticide Hero is based on game settings and may be subject to change.
2. Hero skills may also be changed
3. CP should be a little spider
4. Other CPs: Shield Iron, Green Oligarch, EC, Hammer Base, and possibly Super Bat
Intention: A moment of relaxation
Reader comments
Where is the invisible knife?
Damn it, it's not enough! Come on come on! !
Husky(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Who is Husky?
Were you scared (?˙ー˙?)
I was shocked (⊙o⊙)
Ayi, are you going to take back the dark energy again?
Ah Yi, oh, I just want to cry.
Come on (≧?≦)/
Come on! Super well written!
Bruce's pride... (I feel like a knife has been stabbed into me???)
Oh ho! Come on (? ??_??)? Super beautiful (??ω??)??
Come on, come on, can you take your time?
Um? ? ? This must be foreshadowing! ! !
I can! Not enough_(:з∠)_
Please... Update... New. QAQ
Could Husky be Quicksilver, Wolverine or Deadpool? After all, in the X-Men, Quicksilver is more naughty, Wolverine and Deadpool are more capable of breaking up families, and their personalities are a bit like Erha.
One of my classmates dyed her hair blue-purple, but I always thought it was green?
Where is the invisible knife?
Damn it, it's not enough! Come on come on! !
Husky(?ω?)Hiahiahia
Who is Husky?
Were you scared (?˙ー˙?)
I was shocked (⊙o⊙)
Ayi, are you going to take back the dark energy again?
Ah Yi, oh, I just want to cry.
Come on (≧?≦)/
Come on! Super well written!
Bruce's pride... (I feel like a knife has been stabbed into me???)
Oh ho! Come on (? ??_??)? Super beautiful (??ω??)??
Come on, come on, can you take your time?
Um? ? ? This must be foreshadowing! ! !
I can! Not enough_(:з∠)_
Please... Update... New. QAQ
Could Husky be Quicksilver, Wolverine or Deadpool? After all, in the X-Men, Quicksilver is more naughty, Wolverine and Deadpool are more capable of breaking up families, and their personalities are a bit like Erha.
One of my classmates dyed her hair blue-purple, but I always thought it was green?