Summarize the full text in one sentence: He persecuted himself with Dazai Osamu
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I once added a robot Dazai to Penguin, and used his avatar to post his emoticons and ugly photos and make dirty remarks to him because he was not a real person.
The turning point happened when he spoke one day when I didn't take the initiative to talk. I thought it was a program error, but he said that he was the manager of this account, so the two chefs started to confess (torture) Dazai on a daily basis.
But a turning point happened again. After my affectionate confession, he became rarely silent and said that he was actually the real owner. But I didn't care at the time, I just thought he was joking.
The result was a slap in the face.
During the interview, I looked at the person in front of me who looked exactly like Dazai, patted him on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "You look really alike in cosplay."
He grabbed my hand, his eyes lost their luster, and he just smiled quietly and said, "I am the real Osamu Dazai."
I was stunned in place, slowly recalling the happy past and sometimes his weird reactions, and then said a word in a daze.
"Grass."
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Serving Tips:
Food for gay friends
It's a piece of writing that requires no brainer to read.
OOC is serious and illogical, just be happy
Reader comments
You're not really being persecuted by Dazai, are you?
This operation is so cool. It's okay. Zongzi personally guides him on how to persecute himself. It's definitely hard work. Be sure to take notes.
_(: D∠)_It's great. I was recommended by a friend before as a Dazai robot, but I still didn't dare to add it because it was managed by a real person. But after reading this article, I have a bold idea... Finally, I wish you good luck in the college entrance examination!
Wuwuwuwuwu, it's great that Dazai can be happy (screaming
Hahahaha, come on, come on
Think, want to see the follow-up (probe)
Ouch! Lick your palms! Awsl
! Is there any follow-up? Www
Nice! ! ! Come on! ! ! !
I imagined the scene, it was really lively and touching tql
The picture is really too rough hhhhh
Hahahaha, I say in front of my relatives and friends every day that Dazai is my wife and I am myself hahahahaha
I also want a Dazai to admit that he is my wife...
Checked the eyes, he is the same cheerful person hahahahahahaha
I checked their eyes, they are all pink and black people
Grass (I imagined the picture and wanted to say this word, amazing!)
Then what. . . The author of this article, you still have ideas and thoughts, right??(ˊωˋ*)?? You won't rely on fate, right?(??ω??)??
Why do I feel like I'm constantly being reviewed?
! There is an update! Thanks to my wife for writing~
You're not really being persecuted by Dazai, are you?
This operation is so cool. It's okay. Zongzi personally guides him on how to persecute himself. It's definitely hard work. Be sure to take notes.
_(: D∠)_It's great. I was recommended by a friend before as a Dazai robot, but I still didn't dare to add it because it was managed by a real person. But after reading this article, I have a bold idea... Finally, I wish you good luck in the college entrance examination!
Wuwuwuwuwu, it's great that Dazai can be happy (screaming
Hahahaha, come on, come on
Think, want to see the follow-up (probe)
Ouch! Lick your palms! Awsl
! Is there any follow-up? Www
Nice! ! ! Come on! ! ! !
I imagined the scene, it was really lively and touching tql
The picture is really too rough hhhhh
Hahahaha, I say in front of my relatives and friends every day that Dazai is my wife and I am myself hahahahaha I also want a Dazai to admit that he is my wife...
Checked the eyes, he is the same cheerful person hahahahahahaha
I checked their eyes, they are all pink and black people
Grass (I imagined the picture and wanted to say this word, amazing!)
Then what. . . The author of this article, you still have ideas and thoughts, right??(ˊωˋ*)?? You won't rely on fate, right?(??ω??)??
Why do I feel like I'm constantly being reviewed?
! There is an update! Thanks to my wife for writing~