Huajing Zaizai Went Down the Mountain

Recommended pre-releases of the period novel "I Become a Mad Woman in the Abuse of the Ages", pre-release of the current version of "Summer Invasion", and pre-release of the future suspense "League of Half-Dazed Awakeners" The text of this article is as follows: Lian Wan is a four-hundred-year-old eclipta flower essence that grows in an ancient Taoist temple in the mountains and leads a very regular life. It blooms on Women's Day every year, fades after ten days, and then takes up to ten months to breed new flower buds. Human beings say she is a woman flower because like women, she gestates in ten months. Lian Wan said no, she was just getting used to it slowly. Suddenly one day, three mature flower buds disappeared. She looked at her bare branches and gritted her teeth and said: It is not easy to get pregnant, and it is shameful to steal flowers. Who the hell stole my cub? * After Lu Zhe returned from visiting the ancient Taoist temple, he found that something was not right at home. There were less milk snacks in the refrigerator, the TV playback records were full of cartoons, and the most terrifying thing was that the water bill this month was over the standard. He had no choice but to install surveillance cameras, and then he saw three pink and tender children lining up to play with his toilet. He grabbed the three little guys and asked: Where are your parents? The three little guys knelt down and hugged his thighs and cried: Dad, our mother is lost. Lu Zhe: Do you want to be a father? ? ? * Later, Lian Wan came to the door looking for the scent. Lu Zhe hugged one in front of him, carried another on his back, and hung another on his thigh. He looked at the fierce Lian Wan and said: Wife, do you still know how to come back? Lian Wan: I reproduce from flowers, who are you? —————— The copy of the advance collection of "I am a crazy woman in a period abuse novel" is as follows: Forsythia is a person living in the apocalypse of the wasteland. To live, you have to be chased and eaten by disgusting zombies. To live, you have to look for supplies and guard against sneak attacks of the same kind. You have to wear rags, eat garbage, lick blood from the blade, take lives from the muzzle of the gun, and even sleep with one eye open. I can't endure this day for even a second. One day she accidentally traveled through time and entered a period sadistic novel called "Auntie's Love". The heroine's aunt is a master of sadistic writings that integrates Bai Yueguang's stand-in, real and fake daughters, foolish filial piety to help her younger brother, chasing her husband in the crematorium, and other sadistic points. And by chance, Forsythia happened to be the aunt who was tortured to death and suffered all her life, but was still written by the author as being happy and gaining love in her later years. In this Chinese country in the novel in the 1990s, there are normal human beings everywhere, the smell of food is everywhere, freedom and tranquility are everywhere, and you can make money as long as you work hard... I love Forsythia so much! So happy! Anyone who dares to dance in front of her and make her unhappy will go crazy! On the first day she came here, her biological father threw her a thousand yuan and told her never to go back and disturb the happy life of their family of four. Forsythia: "Who are you?" Father: "???" The next day, my stupid brother was rolling on the ground crying and asking for money. Forsythia tied him to the bank without saying a word. It was a real tie, tied with a rope. "There is money in the bank, go and get it!" Stupid brother: "???" On the third day, the cheap male protagonist was going on a blind date behind the original female protagonist's back. "I have never been in love. I finished college with a scholarship. I like reading and writing. My life is simple. I have a gentle personality..." The blind date opposite him looked satisfied. Forsythia picked up the loudspeaker, stood outside the cafe, and played it in a loop, "He loves to eat my soft rice, he loves to peek at beauties with black stockings, he finishes the job in one minute and still says he is awesome, he is so stupid that people are angry and calls him the pride of heaven, who is he? He is walking towards us in a majestic and high-spirited way!" The cheap hero rushed out with anger on his face, and everyone looked at him. Male protagonist: "???" Later, everyone who danced in front of her was driven crazy by her. Later, when Forsythia bought a house, land and set up a factory and became the richest man, these people came back and begged Forsythia to look at them more, or preferably kick them more. The current pre-collection copy of "Summer Invasion" is as follows: He told me that it's called the weed chrysanthemum. Even though this little yellow flower looks cute and pretty, it's actually an invasive plant. Once it appears, it's extremely difficult to disappear. I smiled and said: You are really a romantic killer. Later, he also invaded one of my summers, and then invaded my entire summer, like a ragweed, and it was hard to disappear. *The text is in third person. *The father is a young male protagonist. *The superior person bows his head. Purpose: Explore the meaning of happiness and extend life infinitely