Small Sugar Packets

The original name of this article is "What to do if you are changing your auntie's towel after being hit by a school girl". I hope everyone can still recognize it~ Dong Gao has two treasures, Shanhua and Lingcao. A single flower is a single stream, a thorny rose, with the most beautiful face and the wildest swear words. In Donggao's annual school beauty selection contest, the school beauty division was the same as in previous years. Ling Zhan was far ahead with an overwhelming number of votes, and without any suspense once again won the title of Donggao Yicao. However, due to a mistake by the backstage staff, Shan Xi's name was mistakenly listed in the school beauty section. The whole school was in a sensation, and everyone went to the forum to watch. Looking at Shan Xi's small two-inch headshot that was used to canvass for votes, with those peach blossom eyes that seemed to be picky but not picky, a seductive little red mole at the end of the eye, skin as delicate as jade, and cherry lips as tender as stamens, they couldn't help the temptation of beauty and moved their little hands to offer their precious votes. Watching Shan Xi's votes soar exponentially, he even surpassed the original seed school beauty contestant Bai Qing'er ten times. The roommate excitedly held up his cell phone and showed it to him: "Guiguai, you are a single school beauty, you are making your debut!" Shan Xi glanced at it and looked away: No matter how disgusting you are, believe it or not, I will have you hanged right away. …… After the selection competition, Grass and Flower met in the school toilet. Shan Xi was sitting on the toilet, holding a towel in her hand that she had just torn open and hadn't even had time to put on it. Ling Zhan looked at the soft, white thing with a pair of small wings: Is it a diaper? Shan Xi immediately threw the "diapers" in his face, stretched out her hand and gave him a middle finger: You are the only one who uses diapers, your whole family uses diapers! Who would have known that the words would come true, and many years later, Shan Xi would actually give birth to a bunch of diapered monkey cubs for the Ling family. Small theater 1 The school sweetheart and the school sweetheart are a match made in heaven? Shan Xi said, bah! We are obviously born to be enemies, looking at each other makes us sick to our stomachs! Ling Zhan: What should I do if my wife is angry with me again? Did my aunt buy the wrong brand of towel again? Or is my brown sugar ginger tea not brewed well enough? Wife, wait for me, I will go buy a warm baby right away! Small theater 2 After being named the school beauty, Shan Xi has been a topic of discussion in campus forums every day. One of the most popular posts on the home page recently was "On which Shan Xi looks have the most charm and can arouse people's imagination the most!" Thousands of floors below have all kinds of rainbow fart balabala showing off Shanxi's beauty, no blind spots and no bugs. Ling Zhan remembered that every time that person came to visit his aunt, he would curl up in his arms in pain, soft and defenseless, like a little animal with its claws peeled off. I couldn't help but put on my vest and replied: The way he looks in pain is the most uncontrollable. Everybody:? ? ? ? ? ? What kind of nonsense is this! Demining: Twins, don't ask ……………………………………………………………… Intention: Love and courage, work hard towards you, work hard towards tomorrow.