"I accidentally lost someone..."
"Who? Is it important?"
"No. She was originally on the No. 2 Bus and I was waiting for her at the stop, but she got on the No. 1 Bus instead."
"You can misread such a big sign. Are you blind?"
"No. I found another person at the station, and she got on the bus, so I followed her."
"Who is that? Does she have meat on her body? You smelled the smell of meat and followed her like crazy?"
"No. That person..."
"What?"
"She is my wife now."
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Someone was beaten violently after being provoked.
Conception: