Quote: Once when I was shopping with my best friend, I saw a tortoise seller on the roadside. My best friend asked the boss: Is this turtle easy to raise? What do you eat? The boss said: It's easy to raise. There is turtle feed, and you can also feed small fry and so on. My best friend asked again: How long can this turtle live? Boss: As long as you raise it well, this turtle can send you both away...
Since my sister found out about this joke, she gave me two turtles. As a lazy homebody with late-stage cancer, I hope the turtles won't be raised to death by me.