My Days as a Cat in College

The kitten Qi Xiaohan received the admission notice, and the big lion who came to promote the school smiled and said that the school's employment rate was 100%, including allocation. Qi Xiaohan packed his bags and came to school full of longing. When the class schedule was released, Qi Xiaohan was shocked to find that being a cat actually required him to learn calculus, and he was not allowed to drop out of school! What kind of new-age education scam is this? It's here, the kitten stretched its paws, and worked hard on the first day of school, starting with learning to write its name. After the stage exam, all the furries looked worriedly at Qi Xiaohan, who was at the bottom of the culture class. They wanted to comfort the cat, but were shocked to find that this cat was actually taking the first place on the list! Look at that cute little kitten, and then look at the list, Furries:! …… Lang Chen, a descendant of the mythical beast, was arranged by the school council to lead a group of freshmen. When he saw the kitten that was only as big as his paw standing in the team, Lang Chen frowned. How do you do things at the admissions meeting? How can you be so pitiful? Seeing the kitten trustingly following him, Lang Chen acquiesced that the kitten could be by his side. He has to take good care of such a weak and cute little junior sister. Unexpectedly, facing the fire-breathing beast released by the academy training, the weak little kitten bravely rushed to the front, showing a mouth of snow-white kitten teeth, and meowed fiercely loudly: "Knock your head off! Make it into skewers!" Lang Chen:? ? ? Is this cat wrong? Where is a soft and well-behaved little junior sister like me? Raising paws and making gestures]. Jpg [The little junior sister who can fight is also super cute]. Jpg A domineering and capable scientific scumbag x a cold, obsessive-compulsive and possessive brain axe —————————— Please pre-accept the new article ~ "My little kitten is definitely not a kind person" As an ordinary street kitten who has watched fantasy movies and TV series, Taotao always fantasizes about being a kitten spirit, and firmly believes that she needs to earn merit and become a monster like in the TV series. Finally one day, she picked up a human cub on the road. Smart, cute, and no one wants you. Thus, Kitten Mao started her career as a working cat to earn money and raise her children. There is a very famous cat on Liyuan Avenue. It is said that if you take this cat to the fruit shop, you can pick durians with thin skin, rich flesh and glutinous meat. Everyone calls her - Durian Cat. Unbeknownst to everyone, the black and white kitten sat in front of the mobile phone and carefully studied the video tutorial on selecting durians on the mobile phone: "Look at the fruit shape... Does the Pippi have a creamy tip?" Okay, the cat understands. Later, there was a popular entry on the Internet: #What is the hardest working cat you have ever seen? When netizens thought that another cute pet blogger had bought an entry for his cat, when they clicked in to take a look, they found that this cat among the group of people was holding a light sign of "Cat Carefully Selected", with bright eyes and enthusiastic meowing, loudly recommending the cat scratching post. The sales volume has exceeded 10,000. Netizens: No, are you serious? Some netizens searched for this cat and found that this black and white kitten has appeared on hot searches many times. Not only does it help people pick durians, go into the sewers to pick up admission tickets, and is a paid service for children, this cat even joined the local pet funeral team and was responsible for singing praises to pets! Netizen: Tears, what kind of entrepreneurial history is this. Later, at the new street cat and dog development conference, the kitten stood on the trash can and meowed loudly to the cats and dogs leading the group: "Our slogan is: make a fortune, get rich, and work hard to become great!" Other cats barked excitedly: "Become a spirit, become a spirit!" …… Six-year-old Li Ping'an's mother passed away. On the day her father married Bai Yueguang, Ping'an was kicked out after failing to ask for child support. A black and white kitten fell from the sky. From then on, her life was different. Later, Ping An recalled the day when the kitten came to her with its paws covered in sunshine, just like the black cat police chief in the cartoon, coming to uphold justice in the world and save her life. Kittens on the streets, unwanted children, puppies waiting for their owners to take them home, if we all come together, there will be no strays, and we will all move towards common prosperity together! ◆Reading Guide 1. Kitten Taotao is not a kitten spirit, which will be explained later. 2. Every cat can easily understand human speech. Purpose: I can study hard even if I am a cat