[Next door "Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad in the End of the World" is now open, little cuties can go and collect it ovo]
*A hilarious piece of writing
Tiger Yanyan is the last auspicious white tiger spirit in the world. She has been taught by her mother since she was a child that boys should be gentle and virtuous, be diligent and thrifty in running the house, be good at embroidery, and stay at home without leaving the door.
Hu Yanyan is very up to date. He studies well and takes small steps. Others can only take three steps ahead of him.
But his tiger paws are fat and fat, and he can't hold an embroidery needle as thin as a hair.
Distressed, he was thrown into the human world by his mother to exercise his IQ
Entering the human world, he opened the door to a new world
Wow durian is delicious
Bananas are delicious
Vegetables are delicious
Huh? This human is also delicious(?▽?)
One year later
Hu Yanyan said shyly, "Mom, this is my spouse."
The tiger mother looked at the domineering man with wide shoulders and narrow waist, WHT???
Damn it, you are a man!
How to bring this old man back!
Hu Yanyan, who just discovered that the gender of her partner was wrong: QAQ
Hu Yanyan cautiously extended her paws to the man beside her: Listen to me, is it still too late for me to break off the engagement?
Salmon Nord smiled dangerously, what do you think?
...
Imperial Marshal Salmon Nord, who sacrificed his life to save the country, became paralyzed and could only sit in a wheelchair. There was a clan of alien beasts looking at him outside, and there were powerful enemies and wolves inside. His fiancée, who had always been gentle to him, publicly slapped him in the face and broke off the engagement...
Suddenly, a man with bright round cat eyes appeared in front of him, and a slow and gentle voice came: I like you, you look delicious (?▽?)
Salmon Nord:? ? ?
It was Ye Xingbo who was in a rage and the server was almost paralyzed.
Interstellar Netizen 1: This vase Hu Yanyan is not worthy of being the marshal's wife!
Interstellar Netizen 2: That's right, he has nothing but good looks.
Interstellar Netizen 3: It is estimated that he will be abandoned by the Marshal within a week.
…
Until the alien beasts attacked, Tiger Yanyan pawed down, and the ninth-level alien beasts were instantly smashed to pieces.
Interstellar Netizen 123…: QAQ
The marshal's wife is powerful and domineering!
Screenshot has been taken on Weibo ⊙▽⊙ (2019.07.05)
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"Why Are Idols So Sick [Sand Sculpture]"
Wu Zhi (zhi four tones) is an arrogant demon in the world of cultivation. He has the most violent and sinister temper. He also likes to fight and quarrel. Many men and women in the world of cultivation are beaten by him.
Until he accidentally traveled to a parallel world and became a silly little idol Wu Zhi with the same name but different characters.
The little idol is a second-generation ancestor. He just hangs out in the circle every day. He also joined an idol group and was interviewed on the debut night of the group. Others performed their talents, sang, danced and acted cute.
When it was his turn to perform his talent, Wu Zhi picked up a sledgehammer and hammered himself with an expressionless face, and successfully hammered himself into the hospital.
Wu Zhi:?
Where is my huge circle of protective demonic energy?
...
The little idol has a willow waist, charming eyes, jade-like skin, and a face as smooth as an egg
When endorsing beauty products, follow the script and read it expressionlessly: A man should look like a man, otherwise he will not take care of himself, and if he takes care of it, he will take care of it to the end, whether it is a woman or her skin.
Wu Zhi fans are crazy @Fei Quan: Woman, your husband calls you
Fei Quan:?
Wu Zhi:? ?
Fei Quan fan:? ? ?
Fei Quan is tall and tall, a tough guy with sunshine, and his body is full of muscles and hormones. He looks like Erha swaying in the wind. At first glance, he is a good flower of the motherland.
But this flower especially looked down on Wu Zhi, who was a bitch and had a bad look on his face. Until one day, he found out that this guy who secretly poisoned his big tea vat was doing everything to attract his attention. He drifted away.
Tiger Out of Cage Piranha (Suffer) × Wild Horse Husky (Attack)
Black-hearted, poisonous-tongued, beautiful, grumpy, bad-tempered, and suffering from hormones. From time to time, a veteran cadre has an upper body, a rich man, and fucks.
*Both of them are not very normal, negative and negative make positive
*All members of the single arrow group are favored, but they are so irritable that they want to go to heaven and earth
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"Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad in the End of the World"
[Depositing manuscripts like crazy... Save it for the little cuties of Qiuqiu. I really want to write about it. OvO]
Xie Ran, as a little raccoon spirit who has been practicing for more than a thousand years, when he ascended through the calamity, because the prototype's eye sockets were too dark, and his eyebrows and mouth were too white, he was mistaken for a skeleton by the drunk Thunder God and Lightning Mother in the night. The Thunder God and Lightning Mother, who had a personal vendetta against the White Bone Demon, immediately struck with thunderbolts. After the strike, it was discovered that the strike was wrong, and the miserable Xie Ran had turned into a black smoke and traveled to another world.
When Xie Ran landed, as a flightless bear, he thought he would fall into pieces, but he didn't expect that a human flesh cushion would be placed under him, saving his life.
Xie Ran is a little raccoon who only knows how to repay kindness. He dragged the unconscious human body mat by one leg and took him to the doctor...
…
During a sudden polar night that lasted for three months, the animals and plants on the earth underwent horrific mutations, and began to feed on humans, becoming the most terrifying aberration monsters in the world.
The base of human survival has been shrinking again and again. Under the strong desire to survive, human beings have begun to evolve.
Nie Chuan, the most authoritative evolution body in the R city base, died together with the 3S-level aberration Blue-striped Thousand-legged Centipede. I thought I had completely bid farewell to this world, but I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes, I was in a dimension...
There was a gentle voice coming from above, "My dear son, please help Daddy put the rice and flour bags in order and make them tidy. The apocalypse is coming, and we need to save a lot of food."
Nie Chuan:? ? ?
When will I have a father? ? ?
The soft and cute little raccoon who is naturally stupid is attacked by the crazy base boss who pretends to be a weakling.
*The full text is biased towards various natural disasters, monster hunting, animal and plant distortions, and farming infrastructure O_o
2020/06/30 The copy has been screenshotted and any theft will be investigated
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Purpose: To protect justice and peace, it starts with me
Reader comments
Such a well-behaved child, I feel sorry for the heroine so much
Such a well-behaved child, I feel sorry for the heroine so much