Top ten tips for quarreling
I am the new god of heaven, the God of Quarrel. It's not shameful to say it, because after all, my predecessor was just a lump of spiritual consciousness condensed from people's wisdom of cursing people from ancient times to the present. Originally, a trivial thing like me wouldn't be able to turn into an immortal even if the street aunt scolded me for a hundred thousand years. Maybe I was very lucky. When my consciousness was still hazy, I was accepted by the current No. 1 Divine Lord, the All-Ming Divine Lord. In just three hundred years, I will turn into a human form. Another three hundred years passed, and for some reason ninety-nine thunderbolts struck into the mansions of the Lords of the Ming Dynasty. I suffered that thunder and became an immortal.
Being a brawling god isn't all that different from my old days. On the contrary, many gods have befriended me and want to borrow a book called "Excellent Quotes on Quarrels in the World" that appeared inexplicably when I became a god. I have always known the virtues of these gods and I would not borrow them. But those gods kept grinding on me. I got impatient and stayed up late to write a manual called "Top Ten Cultivations for Quarrel"
1. Don't take your parents into account when quarreling. It's a civilized quarrel between you and me and him.
2. If you can fight with words, never fight with force.
3. Be strong enough and never back down.
Four, the only martial arts in the world is fast. Strive for the most awesome fist in the world [mouth cannon]
5. The first choice for quarrels is ridicule.
6. See more of the lower realms and selectively learn how mortals quarrel.
7. Don't start a quarrel with Liu Chenqi, he doesn't care about scolding! ! !
8 Repeat Article 7
9. Don't quarrel with people in the Lord's Mansion. Life is precious, please act with caution
10 Repeat Article 9 ten thousand times
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