The Scumbag Gave Birth to a Monkey for Me

The weather was perfect on the day you were resigned. As a serious gamer, you acquired a new skill: [glaring at someone who is pregnant] Skill target: male Skill range: Single target directivity Skill CD: 38+2 weeks Skill description: The lucky one chosen by you will get a rare experience. As for whether he will be born, who knows? So your options are: A. The boss who madly told you to resign B. The guy upstairs who changed his girlfriend like clothes C. I just came back from overseas and will die if I don't find a sweetheart who has a sense of presence. D. (Indescribable) Tips filled with love 1. There is a small amount of e-sports competition content involving MOBA games. If you don't understand it, it should not affect the plot, but it cannot be deleted. Don't ask the author why, ask because the author likes it (refill) 2. Each unit has purely parallel timelines and does not affect each other. 3. It's a purely bad-interest film that may have various strange elements, but it won't be too long. 4. This author likes to reply to comments. It's super cute (gu~). Collecting comments vigorously will inspire the author to create BUFF~ Intent: Equality between men and women, mutual understanding between genders