[1V1 forever, the golden finger is thick, the cold and upright cultivator Shou (Lu) x the possessive blackened loyal dog Gong (Gu)] Lu Qingxiao has taken in a little apprentice, who looks cute, patient and well-behaved.
Lu Qingxiao (facial paralysis): Disciple, come here and master will give you candy.
Young apprentice (ran over in a hurry): Master is so kind to his apprentice!
Lu Qingxiao (touching his head): Be good.
Ten years later...
Lu Qingxiao (tied to the bed with chains): What are you doing!
Young apprentice (sullen face): Master, why do you want to see that woman! Isn't it because my disciple is not good-looking? Haha... As expected, it is better to lock Master in a small dark room and never be able to get out!
Lu Qingxiao: My anus exploded that night.