Male protagonist: I am a magical old bed fairy. I can fulfill all your wishes, even if it is only in a dream.
Wait, who is Captain America?
What, you want Sun Wukong to fall in love with you? That bastard monkey? I can't even think about it!
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Male Protagonist: Is it because I can't keep up with the times, or are you too far behind?
Ask for it! I am very Qin Fen!