I'm the best in martial arts - I don't care about fame.
I have the most people - I still have to do it myself.
I have the most money—a little more than the national treasury.
I'm the one who causes the most trouble—have you never seen a tall, rich and handsome person?
Why is there another one?
I have the least affinity with the opposite sex - where is the brotherly love?
There are people making trouble all day long, there are always people who don't believe their eyes, and they challenge their patience all the time. How busy am I?
Every time I have to risk my life to survive, every day is full of surprises, and there are always a few days every month that are extremely uncomfortable. Why don't you feel happy to see that my balls hurt when I am idle?
This article is also known as "The leader of the martial arts alliance is so idle" "How can a half-year-old child be so powerful" "The master's methods are a bit bloody"
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Purpose: To show the protagonist's strong martial arts skills and positive outlook on life