"Sir/Ms., Would you like some tea?"
Cure & Western Romance (pseudo)
No-brainer and no evidence-based writing (true)
Recommended: Read these two lines before going to bed. Don't worry about insomnia.
Don't: Spray and criticize wildly, author Glass Heart 5555
Author: "Sir, would you like some tea?"
Reader: "... Bu, cloth..."
Author: "Sit down, someone, feed me."
^_^ ← Kind smile
(I'm just too lazy to write copy, so arrogant)