I have no interest in ordinary humans. As long as you have aliens, people from the future, people from other worlds, or people with super powers, just come to me! Above.
That's wrong! This is obviously copied from Yu of Ryoharuhi!
Ahem, so what about:
Ordinary humans will definitely not be interested in this article of mine, but if you are aliens, people from the future, people from other worlds, people with super powers, people who like to watch Gintama or people who like to read articles about chaos, then feel free to read this article! Above.
All in all, my article is super confusing, so read with caution!
P. S.: My narration says a lot. . If it will be confusing, please skip it~~
P. S. Of P. S.: I have started to reduce the narration.. Although it is painful, I will endure it..