[This is the joke, the title and copy may be changed]
Shen Leshi suspected that his sister had been cheated into a gay marriage. In order to collect evidence, he was forced to sacrifice himself. He put on a see-through fishnet outfit and shorts, and knocked on the passenger window.
"Brother, I'm lost. Please take me home." He blinked his three-centimeter-long false eyelashes and twisted his waist into eight curves.
The car door opened and he stepped into the car. As soon as his hand touched the man's thigh, the man braked and stopped in front of the police station.
The man clamped his wrist and entered the police station without any explanation: "I'm calling the police. Someone is doing illegal and criminal work on the street."
"You idiot! I'm not a duck!"
Seeing more and more people watching, Shen Leshi became more and more panicked.
He cursed loudly in his heart, but forced out two pitiful tears on his face: "Sir, please, can you lend me your coat first?"
A few days later, the director from the headquarters parachuted to the branch, squeezing out Shen Leshi's promotion opportunity.
He walked into the conference room angrily, but saw the handsome man sitting in the main seat that night, and asked: "Is your salary very low, do you want to make money by that kind of profession? Or is that what you like?"
Shen Leshi clenched his fists behind his back, but there was an aggrieved expression on his face: "Were you dissatisfied that night? But... Your coat is still at my house."
The man narrowed his eyes dangerously, veins popping out of his forehead.
Onlookers: Have you had it?
*
Until Shen Leshi was unable to fight back and was pressed on the bed, crying and begging for mercy. Shao Zhuxuan's eyes were deep and he whispered: Your acting skills at that time when you pretended to admit the wrong car to seduce me were much better than now.
Shen Leshi was stubborn: You are the one who acted! Your whole family acts!
Shao Zhuxuan: Let me play it again.
The words are offensive, the body is upright, and the prude is attacked
Intention: Sincerity is the best nirvana