He Is a Disqualification in the World, and He Is Also a Substitute Messenger! [Comprehensive]

——My name is a person who is unqualified in the world, a spirit with supernatural powers, and a substitute messenger. I have been following my master since I became conscious. Watching him make flirtatious remarks and die for his love, I unconsciously felt a trace of envy. After suddenly transforming one day, I tried to imitate my master's daily routine, and then unknowingly got entangled with some strange people. For example, the good-for-nothing leader of a certain fishery organization, the irritable brother of a bad group, the rich man of a wealthy country, the cold-faced handsome guy of a transnational criminal organization... After wandering around like this, I returned to my master with satisfaction. "Who are these people behind you?" Asked a human-shaped self-propelled bandage waste machine. "I heard that substitutes are attracted to each other. Maybe they are attracted to you." But when the men saw them, their eyes lit up. "Are you Xiaochun's father? Here is 50 million, please don't disturb your daughter and my freedom of love..." X1. "I came with the determination to die! Please make sure Mr. Dazai agrees to my relationship with Xiaochun!" X2. "When will you be free for Xiaochun and I's wedding?" X3. "If you dare to stop me, I will kill you." X4. Someone who is regarded as a father: "... I admire your courage and sincerity, oh, and financial resources." "But, I refuse, because Xiaochun is mine." "...???" ——Well, my substitute. Because I was born and named by me, it is a unique existence that only belongs to me. Someone added with a smile in his heart.