The Cp of the Best Actor After Appearing in the Love Variety Show Is Number One on My List [Live Broadcast]

[Sorry for changing the thread, I really can't write the previous one T T] [If I have inspiration later, I will open it separately, thank you for your understanding] Recently, a new anchor on the live broadcast website CALLER suddenly became popular, with the ID name "Materialist Dog". The anchor wore small black sunglasses and shook a large white paper fan. The barrage was filled with ridicule, contempt, disdain and ridicule for the remnants of superstition. Until—— He praised a certain celebrity for being loved by everyone, but the next day the celebrity was photographed by the paparazzi cheating on him; He said that a certain colleague had false teeth, and the next day the colleague admitted that he was wearing a set of dentures; He commented that a certain viewer was single since birth, and the next day the viewer discovered that his online girlfriend was his roommate... Audience: "Can you say something good?" Anchor: "How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory!" It doesn't look like acting. - Brother Dog became popular because he relied on the dog's mouth that didn't spit out ivory to become popular. But no one dared to ask him to tell their fortunes. The audience wrote thousands of letters asking the master to change his closed-mouth chant. A certain program team did the opposite and sent Brother Gou a romance invitation letter. The reward was high, and Brother Gou happily went. On the first day, his CP fell into the water gloriously during the activity; The next day, he was admitted to the hospital with high CP fever; On the third day, his CP returned to work despite being sick, and heard Brother Gou live broadcasting: "Yu Sinian is fine everywhere, but he walks silently, like a ghost." Movie King Yu slammed the door coldly. Audience: "Oops, the best actor is not really a ghost." - Yu Sinian is cold and arrogant, and is a devil-level existence in the film and television industry. It is said that the director who asked him to take the film could go around the equator. Yu Sinian would accept any director, but he would only refuse fantasy themes. He is a staunch materialist, so steadfast that the crew in which he participated did not dare to worship God and worshiped Marx instead. Hearing Brother Gou comment that he was "like a ghost", Yu Sinian didn't say a word and waited until Brother Gou went on air at eight o'clock in the night. With an excited heart and trembling hands, Yu Sinian typed out "QAQ" while holding the top spot on the list. Anchor: "What's wrong with rich sister?" The first one on the list: "Dog Master QAQ" "Can I still be your dog after becoming a ghost?" - The girl's sultry and innocent attack × the crow's mouth mixed with evil pleasure Yu Sinian×Gou Weixin - ◎Instructions for consumption: 1. There is no metaphysics, the protagonist is simply arrogant; 2. Don't be superstitious, just believe in Brother Dog; 3. Two-way redemption + a bamboo horse from heaven + attack single arrow for many years, but I forgot about it in the early stage (really forgot about it); 4. The essence is a sweet story about two idiots having sex; 5. Cut off the leg meat yourself. Intention: If you keep it in mind, there will be a response.