The copy is very long and full of nonsense:
1 First of all, all characters (except original ones) belong to JRR Tolkien. We just torture them with our own hands.
2 Since we are too lazy to study Simarillion and Home, there are time differences, location differences, event differences, race differences... And all setting differences. Please ignore the critical adults.
3 An absolutely subversive work. Adults who have read the original work, please prepare your lightning rods. Those who have not, even better. We welcome you with open arms, hohoho~~~
4 Light comedy, relaxed, lively, funny, low H.
5 This article is co-authored by two unscrupulous authors. The other adult, the columnist of Seven Days of Blues is
http://www. Jjwxc. Net/oneauthor. Php? Authorid=295212
Everyone is welcome to step on it~~~
Attached is a character list (for adults who are confused about the relationship between characters):
Sauron: A silly wheat sprout, a beautiful wolf, and a happy YY Melk and Iluvita.
Melk: Lord Dark Lord, Sauron's boss.
Iluvatar: The legendary omnipotent Lord God (the boss of all people, spirits, ghosts, demons, demons...) And a pervert.
Luthien: A peerless ugly girl, but her beauty became famous all over the world because she composed a long song praising her beauty and everyone who saw her in person died in the war.
Esther: Melk's rumored girlfriend, of course we also know the truth of the rumor. The human queen who sold her soul, the great beauty.
Glorfindel: You are stupid, Lord Golden Flower, who is so lazy that he is cramping.
The Lord of the Rings: The English name is One Ring, the ring of love, bearing the burden (spoilers involved, jump~~~)
Rose: The daughter of the most awesome spider in the world, the Queen of the Dark Elves, and the best friend of Sauron.
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