A Scumbag Is Like a Licking Dog, and There Is No Marriage at All

I, Zhang Mou, am twenty-seven years old. I was recently dumped by my ex-girlfriend Bai Xiaomei, the school beauty, whom I had been with for 11 years. I think this woman is simply inexplicable. Why did she, Bai Xiaomei, dump me? Did she feel wronged by helping me, Zhang Mou, wash clothes, cook and clean? Or did I embarrass her by renting a car and randomly displaying mineral water bottles at the entrance of the university? Please, this is simply unreasonable! ! After hearing this, my mother thought it made sense, and then she called a bunch of relatives in succession, claiming that she wanted to help me find a marriage partner. Also, it's time for me to start a family at my age. But...?! Ao Xiaojiao: Scumbag! Gao Xiaoleng: Hot chicken! Ren Xiaoqi: Greasy! ... Eh? ? Why don't you follow the script? If a little friend wants to have a little friend, your character will be ruined if you look like this! And why is this blind date getting weirder and weirder? It's not like I can't get married, bastard! Save me! I won't get married! !