This article is definitely a comedy
The emotions of the article will not be too ups and downs. I want the readers to have a comfortable feeling after reading it... This is the tone of my article.
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Copywriting (1)
I am lucky to get it, but I am destined to lose it.
Legend has it that the moment the sun sets in the west is the moment of encountering the devil - I turn into a child!
I discovered that I am a universal miracle doctor, but I can't heal myself!
He said, "No one can take your life away because it's mine."
But does he know that the person who can take my life is not necessarily a "person"...
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He no longer wanted to dwell on the issue of 'uncle', "What's the joke?"
"Do you really want to listen?"
"Yeah."
"Then~ let me ask you, which one of the stars, the moon, or the sun is mute?"
"What do you think?"
"Uncle, if you don't know what to say, just say it directly. There's no need to be so tactful. I don't mind your low level of knowledge."
The corners of his eyes still twitched a few times, "What is that?"
"Of course it's the stars."
"Why?"
"Because there is a line in "Lu Binghua" that 'the stars in the sky don't speak.'"
"………………"
"How about I tell you another one?"
He nodded.
"A polar bear was sitting alone on the ice in a daze. When he got bored, he started to pluck out his own hair. One... Two... Three... Finally, no hair was left. He suddenly screamed... What do you think he would say?"
"What is a polar bear?"
"Uh~ It's an animal that lives in a cold world. Oh~ don't change the subject, uncle."
"... I don't know."
I said mysteriously, "I don't tell ordinary people, but the bear said: 'It's so cold!!'"
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This article is a slow-burning type
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My writing style is still not perfected, I hope readers can give me some pointers.
[My other article: Life on a Donkey 425745]