Since I have read too many koi articles recently, I suddenly had the idea to write this anti-koi article. After all, not everyone is a koi, and I am not... (Sad and tearful)
My name is Ma Tiao, nicknamed Ma Zhu. I don't even believe it when I say it, I am the heroine…
I've never won a prize in drinking,
With 50 true or false questions, I can perfectly avoid all the correct and missing answers;
It is common to eat bugs and hair;
Before the exam, I would either have diarrhea or have diarrhea;
As for choking while eating or drinking, it happens every day;
Why are you so unfair to me, fate?
However, my mother (the system) said to me: "You are unlucky in small things, but lucky in big things. For example, you met me, the mother of the system."
Scenario 1
Ma Zhu: "Since you gave me beauty, why not give me the same IQ."
I (Author): "Don't you think it's pretty? Like a flower or a jade?"
Ma Zhu: "Yeah."
This king: "I use my IQ to fill it."
Ten minutes later, Ma Zhu said: "Why do I feel like I was scolded?"
Scenario 2
Ma Tiao: "Mom, where is my father?"
I (the author) was eating melon seeds and watching the soap opera again and again, and said casually: "Isn't it in front of you?"
5-Year-old Ma Tiao looked at the huge living room with only two people in it, scratched his head and said, "Mom is the only one in front of me?"
My King: "Come, let me talk to you. Did I create you? When I created you, did no other systems participate at all? Am I your father? Am I also your mother?"
Ma Tiao: "It seems so."