[Sand sculpture hilarious article, please collect it]
Wu Qingqiu is a vicious villain in a book. He has the most violent and sinister temper. He also likes to fight and quarrel. In the book, the male and female protagonists are often beaten by him.
Until he accumulated too much grievances from book fans, he was brought to the real world by the justice system, and he was not allowed to refuse the punishment system and was forced to reform.
Wu Qingqiu: I want to scold you, but at first glance it's not a serious system V_V
Then he discovered:
At the most critical moment of the quarrel, he suddenly let out a cry, his back ached, his legs weak, his face red, and his eyes blurred like autumn waves.
Then the actor who was about to beat him suddenly froze: "..."
What are you doing? I don't want to do this!
Wu Qingqiu panted again and again, glared fiercely, his eyes were red: Mom, damn, don't be a coward, come and fuck me!
……
Fei Quan is tall and tall, a tough guy with sunshine, and his body is full of muscles and hormones. He looks like Erha swaying in the wind. At first glance, he is a good flower of the motherland.
But this flower especially looked down on Wu Qingqiu, who was always bitching about girls and had a bad look on his face. Until one day, he found out that this guy who secretly poisoned his big tea vat was doing everything to attract his attention. He drifted away.
In the crew, he moved the pony to sit in front of Wu Qingqiu and smiled meaningfully, "I know you have a crush on me."
Wu Qingqiu suddenly became anxious: "Fart, ugh~" He bit his handkerchief with tears in his eyes, and said angrily in a soft voice, "Hey, oh your mother~ don't grind, hit me if you want!"
Fei Quan's eyes lit up: "Okay!"
The next day, Fei Quan posted a beautiful picture of Wu Qingqiu's side face wet with sweat and sleeping on Weibo, with the text: In a fight, Uncle Fei, I have never lost @V
Wu Qingqiu fans: Wow!
Wu Qingqiu fans: Wow!
CP fans: Wow wow wow it's Chinese New Year!
Wu Qingqiu: "Hey!"
Black-hearted, poisonous-tongued, beautiful, grumpy, cannibalistic, and sexually-charged × hormone-filled from time to time, a veteran cadre's upper body is attacked by a wealthy husky
*Both of them are not very normal. A negative makes a positive.
*All members of the Single Arrow Group are favored, but they are irritable and want to go to heaven and earth.
*Shou is a really bad guy, the kind that makes black oil leak when you cut it
2020/02/11 Weibo screenshot~
Purpose: Be a good person every day