Weak·True·Beautiful and Soft Body·Drama Queen·Male Protagonist
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Copywriting of this article:
System: Do you want to live in a horror world? Then please break the eternal laws of the horror world!
Fang Si: But what does this have to do with me?
System: Sadako is prettier than you, richer than you, and has better hair than you.
Fang Si: I...
System: Zombies will never gain weight and will always be thinner than you.
Fang Si: That...
System: The NPCs are all high-level humans with high IQs.
Fang Si gritted his teeth (swearing): My damn desire to win!
So...
The zombie wave is coming.
Male Protagonist: Where is my lover?
Cannon fodder: She is begging like crazy! She is threatening the zombie king, and will dance on the boy's grave if she doesn't give him the secret to losing weight!
Sadako came out of the TV.
Male Protagonist: Where is my lover?
Cannon fodder: She is perverted! She insisted on asking Sadako for shampoo, and if she didn't give it, she would shave her head bald!
A murderer escapes from prison.
Male Protagonist: Where is my lover?
Cannon fodder: She is not human! She insists on dragging the old man into a sworn sworn relationship (looking for a younger brother). If she doesn't, she will break his legs!
The male protagonist collapses: Can you please stop! Can you let me have a good relationship?
Brother Fang Si No. 1: How many dishes are there, so drunk like this?
Brother No. 2: Dreams flew out of the skylight one by one...
Fang Si: As expected of me!
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Reading guide:
1. Ji Qing is a scumbag who enters the body of the original female protagonist to take revenge, and the male protagonist is not the original male protagonist.
2. Slap the scum in the face along the way, it's a cool article.
3. The scheming green tea male protagonist x the scheming drama queen
Copywriting:
Ji Qing is a scum-crushing system under the World Peace Company. People are beautiful but wild, they beat people and abuse scum, and can help victims realize all their dreams!
Some heroines picked up a seriously injured male protagonist in a deep alley, only to be deceived by the male protagonist who was sick but concealed the illness. In the end, the heroine betrayed her relatives and was even thrown into the sea by the male protagonist.
Some female protagonists picked up a seriously injured male protagonist from the garbage dump, but the ambitious male protagonist ruined her family and her parents. In the end, the female protagonist jumped from the top floor in grief.
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However, the above-mentioned male protagonist quickly regained his strength after losing the female protagonist and continued to harm other girls.
He also came to the heroine's grave, saying it in a beautiful way, so that the dead heroine could feel at ease and not have to worry about his bad life.
The dead heroines: "..."
Therefore, these experiences tell girls not to pick up male protagonists and bring them home casually. If possible, kill them easily.
The scumbag No. 001 System Ji Qing can replace the heroine in need and complete the scumbag one-stop service! Guaranteed to make the scumbag cry father and mother and regret coming to this beautiful world!
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