In the mountain of Miaogushe, there is a god and man living there. His skin is like ice and snow, and he is as graceful as a virgin. He does not eat grains, but breathes wind and drinks dew. He rides on the clouds, rides on flying dragons, and travels across the four seas.
After careful calculation, Lan Qi has lived for so long and has a total of three identities.
When he was a spirit, he promised a girl that he would take her to see the mountains and seas, but he broke the promise and died.
When he was a human, he promised a girl that he would earn travel expenses with her and travel around the world, but he broke the promise and the girl died.
When he was a god, he promised a girl that if the travel expenses were enough, she would be missing.
The girl said: Get out.
(Keep it simple, the way you say it is simple - a story about a scheming fairy seducing a girl.)