Jesus: You are the protagonist.
Min Zhijin: How to prove it?
God: Your innate ability buffs are full, and you have superpowers that have never appeared on this planet, and you are ahead of all mankind in evolution; your reincarnation buffs are full, and you will be the sole heir of your family when you are born, and you will directly become a warlord without even a competitor; your popularity buffs are full, and everyone you meet is a noble person, and everyone is rushing to make friends with you blablabla...
Min Zhijin: Then why do the buffs get full even when I click on them? I left my parents when I was a child and worked hard for my family. In the end, my father didn't care for my mother. I also had a stupid sister who always made trouble for me. A heartless grandfather kept holding me back. Plus, I had an uncle who thought about how to kill me all day long. Not to mention that my head was tied to my belt all the time. I was spreading my wings on the edge of my butt all day long. I also had to worry all the time whether I would trick my friends who were going through life and death together. Can you explain it to me? !
God:.......
God: This buff is also a buff. Don't discriminate against others. As a protagonist, you need to have all the buffs...
Min Zhijin: (with a fierce look on his face)
God: .... No matter what, you are my chosen one...
Min Zhijin: (Loading the gun)
God: Okay, I will give you a love buff as a friendly gift as compensation. If we have something to discuss, please put down the gun first.
Min Zhijin thought for a while and put down the gun: Then I want a handsome brother.
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The story takes place on the planet Clara in the Andromeda galaxy. In short, it is a place 108,000 miles away from the earth. Its surface area is about a quarter of the earth's. It is mainly composed of four continents: Sugard, Ouston, Nippur and Varsius. To sum up in one sentence: Sugard is full of seas, Ouston is extremely rich, Nippur is always lying at gunpoint, and Varsius is ignored.
In fact, this is a light-hearted (fog) and funny (szd) article.