[Comprehensive British and American] Pigeons from the East

Copywriting one: I am a dove, From the east. I was trained, but later I decided not to struggle. It's good to just eat and wait to die. But I don't know why, Human pets always want me to do something, Every time I go to do errands they have an accident. Busty babe asked me to ask for help and got frozen The rich man in America asked me to call for help, and then boom, it exploded The surgical expert asked me to seek help, and then I fell off a cliff. Sure enough, good people don't live long. I decided to find a bad guy as a pet, Then, one was imprisoned in Arkham, One was sent to prison, I really don't have a pet life. Superhero & Villain: You are my pet! Copywriting two: I was born in a ship called Noah's Ark, Then the boat flooded and I lived, I went to hold an olive branch in my mouth to wish the boat not to flood, The boat disappeared, but the flood went down, Two bird-men with wings came, One calls me Dove and the other calls me Pease. They were very interested in me and decided to train me, One says I am a gift from God, One said I was a messenger of Satan, I have seen God's cruelty, I have also seen the kindness of Satan, I don't want to go to heaven or hell, The human world is quite good and suits me. Just like these two angels and demons are reluctant to leave the world, They are obviously enemies, but they get along like lovers. If I leave them, I will be beaten if I become a light bulb! Instructions for use: 1. In terms of both Super Hero and Good Omen, mythology is all made up. 2. Parallel world, OOC warning. Intention: World Harmony.