A certain desert
"Host host! You see, there is a hot woman, kill her, and you will be able to save countless beautiful young people in the future from being attacked by poisonous hands. Not only that, but you will also earn a lot of merit. You can use these merits to buy things from me! I have all the panacea and martial arts secrets you want."
Yin Su: "..."
This woman is Shi Guanyin, a big pervert... I'm not Chu Liuxiang and I'll probably die if I go up to her.
"System! I think I'd better give you this good opportunity to earn a lot of merit! You can do it! Go ahead! I'll cheer you up..."
System: "Uh... Let's forget it..."
A certain street
"Host, host, I think you are poisoned. I have something that can detoxify hundreds of poisons. Baicao Dan is on sale at 25% off right now. Do you want one?"
Yin Su said with a dull face: "No need, I think I can still bear it."
This rubbish system ruins my youth and deprives me of my merits. When I bought the chestnuts just now, you didn't tell me that they were Grandma Bear... When I ate the chestnuts roasted with sugar, you didn't tell me that they were poisonous. Now that I'm poisoned, you're quite happy.
"Host, I have a copy of the Medical Classics written by the doctor Nian Duan here. There are solutions in it. I'll sell it to you cheaper. Do you want to exchange it for a copy?"
She clutched her chest and vomited a mouthful of blood, then gritted her teeth and said to the idiot, "No, I don't need anything. Now don't try to sell anything from me! Shut up!"