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Help! My roommate confessed to me, I said no, and now she's sharpening her knives!
I am straight, even if she kills me I will not bend! Labor and management swear to the death! ! !
Xiao Shui is the most beautiful: Lou Zhu, please wake up, the essence of human beings is really fragrant...
Sister, love me again: +1 for the guy upstairs, let's just accept it, your life is at stake, stick out your tongue. Jpg
Zhong Yi, who was shaking crazily in front of his cell phone, yelled at Wen Liang, who was sharpening a utility knife on the corner of the bed, "Don't even think about it! Even if I marry a pig or a dog today and die outside, I will never have sex with you!"
Later, history is always surprisingly similar.
Zhong Yi, nestled in Wen Liang's arms, said, "My wife is so beautiful!" "My wife is the most beautiful in the world!" "My wife's legs are really long!"
1V1 70% sweet + 30% cruel. Newbie writer, please look familiar.