A new poor boy moved next door, selling vegetables on weekends to support his family.
She was bleeding from being caught by a crab, and he said to her, "Put on some hemostatic medicine."
She asked, "What styptic?"
Him: "…headache powder"
She felt a mouthful of blood filling her chest.
She had many small cuts from the hard grass, and he said to her, "Go back and apply some cooling ointment."
She asked, "What cooling ointment? For example..."
Him, "Toothpaste..."
She, "..." Was speechless.