How could Princess Xuancheng, who had been invincible and invincible for twenty years, capsize in front of a sissy?
"My beloved concubine, come and rub my shoulders?"
"You have your own hands!"
"Come on... I just want you to rub me!"
A certain woman rolled her eyes across the Arctic Ocean, stretched out her hand, and heard the loud sound of broken bones.
"You... You are plotting to kill your husband!"
"Who told you not to inspect the goods in advance when you picked me up? I have a bad temper and once sold, it will not be returned or exchanged!"
A certain man narrowed his eyes and said timidly: "The goods in your stomach haven't come out yet, can you change them now?"
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Su Ting once said: "Men do not marry Wuye, and women do not marry Suizhou." Speaking of General Wuye, a three-year-old child is so scared that he pees on the bed, a strong man is so scared that he can't sleep, and the elderly are so scared that they wish they could be buried in the ground. But there are always those who are not afraid of death. They know that there is a big tiger in the mountain, but they still want to be the two hundred and five. Who is this wild general? Call him out and show me.
Li Jing is the 250-year-old. He is handsome, has a rich family, and most importantly, has the title of "Prince Regent" on his head.
It can be said that people are sitting at home, and officials come from heaven. Unfortunately, the emperor's brother, who was twenty years older than him, died suddenly, in just one mouthful of porridge. There was no time to leave any last words, so he just trembled and said the word "Jing", and then drove the crane westward.
All the ministers looked at each other in shock. After three days and three nights of emergency meetings, a piece of edict written by the Queen Mother was presented with both hands.
The superiors have appointed you as the regent. Pack up your things and take office!
What, why don't you thank me?
Li Jing spurted out a mouthful of tea foam.
I have been retired for ten years, and now that I am re-employed, will I still receive an allowance?