[Babys~ Please collect the follow-up article "Cherry's First Love Story", the copy is at the bottom]
As the saying goes, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. Ever since that old bastard came to his house and spread rumors, rumors spread all over Huadu City like a spring breeze overnight.
Your Majesty: I heard that you are the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor in heaven?
Rong Shu:......
Your Majesty: I heard that you can also dispatch heavenly soldiers and generals?
Rong Shu:......
Your Majesty: I heard that you are planning to usurp the throne?
Rong Shu:......
Rong Shu felt miserable, but no one listened to Prince Rong's complaints!
Is there a more miserable prince in the world than him? A father who wants to stab him all the time, a brother who wants to stab him at any time, and a daughter-in-law who has already stabbed him. Whenever he faces these three people, he just wants to look up to the sky and sigh, what blinded your eyes, what blinded your minds, is it lard? Is this Cao Dan's life?
Copywriting 2
The extremely intelligent Prince Rong has a mystery that has not been solved for thousands of years. He is obviously good-looking and one-of-a-kind in character. He is one of the few good people in the world. Why is it that no one appreciates him? Not only does he not pity him, but he also tries every means to kill him, torture him and destroy him.
Lihua's ruthless summary: It's all because you have committed too many sins and you are born a bitch. If I don't stab you, who will I stab?
Rong Shu: I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense.
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1. This article is purely the stupid author's takeaway from his busy schedule. He just writes about being happy in pictures. Everyone can be happy just by looking at it. Please don't test it out, kids~
2. Please do not inform me if you abandon the article, thank you
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Pre-collection of the article "Cherry's First Love Story", please collect it~
1.
New interpretation of core values:
Gu Chen: Can you please be reasonable? Have you learned the core values of prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony?
Bai Mumu: You are too greedy. Aren't we rich, strong and democratic enough?
Gu Chen: Where is democracy, you are just a bandit
Bai Mumu: I have been implementing prosperity and democracy, but ours is a customized version. The popular explanation is that you are rich and we are strong, you are democratic and we are sovereign, so you have to kneel down and worship me.
Gu Chen:... Fuck
2.
Bai Mumu: I envy you so much. How could someone be so lucky as you?
Gu Chen:?
Bai Mumu: You are truly the chosen one to have a girlfriend like me. I really envy you.
Gu Chen: Have you seen the middle finger? Do you want me to show it to you?
Three.
Bai Mumu: In your previous life, you must have been a monk who was reincarnated for ten thousand years, accumulating virtue, doing good deeds, and practicing asceticism.
Gu Chen rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to her.
Bai Mumu: Why don't you ask me why?
Gu Chen was perfunctory: Why?
Bai Mumu: If you didn't save all sentient beings for ten thousand years, how could you have such a great blessing to meet me in this life?
Gu Chen: I may have killed Lord Buddha's father and killed Lord Buddha's wife. That's why Lord Buddha hated me so much and made me suffer this disaster in this life.
Intention: Keep your heart open to the sun and move forward bravely~
