The monsters swaggered through the streets in groups, carefully knocking every stone of every building - looking for the piece of sacred jade that the ancient goddess Nuwa turned into after she died of exhaustion from mending the sky. Maybe, they are looking for the legendary Nuwa jade in your home.
A mouse born in the Shang Dynasty is called Chaoge. He has soft and beautiful golden fur, weighs two and a half pounds, and wears GUCCI sunglasses. He lies in his stroller while eating peanuts and drinking coffee. On full moon nights, he likes to waltz on the roof of your house. Of course, it prefers to perform synchronized diving in your luxurious swimming pool, if your home has a swimming pool. . . . . .
Hello humans!
Welcome to this magnificent and spectacular world of monsters!
(The content of the novel is purely fictional and funny, and any similarity is purely coincidental.)
Ask the gods to forgive my disciples for their disrespect!
Intention: