Heavenly Flirting Handbook

Bai Ze is a dandy from the heaven who is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and Tan Fan is a war chief god who is strict in speaking and talking. The whole heaven knew that they hated and disliked each other, and even the gods did not dare to entertain them at the same time when they held Taoist gatherings. The demon king's seal was broken and the heaven was short of manpower. The emperor of heaven had no choice but to send them to find the missing god. The gods secretly set up a bet, placing bets that Lord Bai Ze would be sent back to heaven due to serious injuries in a few hours. An hour passed, and no... Two hours have passed, and no... ... One day has passed and still... One day, a certain god suddenly discovered that the usually indifferent Lord Tanfan came out of Lord Baize's room with slightly red cheeks... A certain little priest who saw everything through said: "I can feel it with my hands. The little grandson will be born soon." A certain Heavenly Emperor who has seen through everything said: "Since we have been fighting since childhood, it's time to hold a wedding banquet." A certain fellow Taoist who has seen through everything said: "I have been spied on for five hundred years, Lord Tanfan, please take care of yourself." Violent law enforcement woman x sickly and delicate man All I want in my life is for you to smile. Reading guide: 1. This is a story about two-way secret love and protection under the guise of catching monsters. 2. Don't be deceived by the copy. This article is not light-hearted, it is a serious drama. 3. I hope there will be no prejudice or discrimination in the world, and that all living beings can live openly and honestly under the sun. ——————-Dividing line for pre-received documents——————- "When the protagonist has his own consciousness" Jiang Sui'an found that he had been living in a novel that the author had not yet had time to finish. Jiang Sui'an was very disappointed: "We are all the protagonists anyway, so can I reach the top of my life by eating well and drinking well every day?" Author: "No! You need to get up and study! You need to get up and exercise! You need to get up and expand your horizons and knowledge!" Jiang Sui'an: "Why?" Author: "The protagonist's efforts are all outside the text. If you don't study hard, you won't be able to get into a good school. If you don't get into a good school, you won't be able to meet the Mr. Right that I have arranged for you. If you don't meet the Mr. Right that I have arranged for you, you will have no choice but to find an ordinary and chauvinistic person to live an extremely boring and ordinary life." Jiang Sui'an was very thoughtful: "Being ordinary is also beautiful." Author: "This way my novel will not be included in V!" - Jiang Sui'an: "Didn't you say that the right man you arranged for me would fall in love with me at first sight when he saw me?" Author: "Theoretically, that's the case." Jiang Sui'an pointed at Gu Xuan, the rich young man who didn't take him seriously at all, with a blank look on his face: "Is this what you call love at first sight?" The author lit up the cigarette through vicissitudes of life: "I didn't expect that he would actually awaken his own consciousness." - As a handsome and rich young man from a wealthy family, Gu Xuan didn't understand why he could not help but fall in love with an ordinary academic master, until one day, he awakened his consciousness. Oh, screw the plot, I have to live my life! Then... Sorry, I smell so good. Give me a chance and look at me again. TVT... Intention: