Let's See Who's Vest Falls Off First

[The new article "Master is also trying hard to die today" (cp: Crazy criticism for seeking death vs. Black Lotus attack in the late stage of love brain) is being updated. The pre-released article is "Did Passerby A succeed in undercover today?", Interested little cuties can check it out] Copywriting of this article: Sunshine happy girl CEO attack × beautiful CEO who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside [two-way secret love] To express his love, courier Xiao Cheng met sanitation worker Xiao Gu on a curb in midsummer. Cheng, who appears to be a courier boy but is actually the new CEO, even said: Well, I have taken a liking to this man and I want to take him home! So: Xiao Gu had no money to eat, but Mr. Cheng said it was no big deal and offered lunch with both hands. Xiao Gu was sleeping on the street. Mr. Cheng waved his tent in place and they slept together in the park to feed mosquitoes. But Gu Zhen, who appears to be a sanitation guy but is actually a big boss, said: It's not necessary, it's really unnecessary! I don't lack food or clothing, but I just need a wife by my side! This is the sweet daily routine of two CEOs wearing vests, pretending to be pitiful and secretly chasing each other. "Love at first sight", "two-way secret love", "secret love comes true" CP: Cheng Geng (attack) × Gu Zhen + (receive) Reading tips: 1v1, main attack, end of year, cookies ———————————————— New article "Master is also trying hard to die today" Copywriting: Just a second ago, Wen Jiu had wiped his neck with a knife. When he opened his eyes, he was transported into an ancient sadomasochism novel and became a villainous master who tortured the protagonist to death. His great disciple Feng Mo, the protagonist in the original book, Gong, is ruthless, bloodthirsty, cruel and ruthless, and will be the demon supreme being who will be feared by countless monks in the future. His little apprentice Ji Chenxue, the protagonist in the original book, has the appearance of an immortal, ice muscles and jade bones, and is also a future leader in the immortal way. And he, the unlucky guy, was the stepping stone for the deep sadomasochistic love between the protagonist and his partner. In the end, his limbs were broken off by the protagonist and tortured in every possible way, and he became the food for the vicious beast. Looking at the protagonist Shou who is kneeling on the ground crying, and the protagonist Gong who has been beaten to death by him. In order to make his death less miserable in the future, Wen Jiu's best choice would be to admit his mistake immediately and hug his thighs wildly, but instead he smiled brightly, raised the whip in his hand, and gave the protagonist another hard whip. Sorry, he has long been tired of living. So: When he was happy, Feng Mo was rewarded by kneeling on the ice of Han Lake for three days. When he was unhappy, Feng Mo was beaten to pieces by him When it was cold and he wanted to make tea, Feng Mo hiked up the snowy mountain to get cold spring water for him. When Tian Nuan wants to eat fruit, Feng Mo grabs the food from the beast's mouth ... Wenjiu felt that he had done something good, but unexpectedly, Feng Mo, who was supposed to come with a sword, hugged him lovingly into his arms, and a true confession and a deep kiss left Wenjiu speechless. The demon subordinate who couldn't stand it said: "Your Majesty, he humiliated you, tortured you, and even almost killed you!" Feng Mo: "He would kill me only because he loves me. Why doesn't he kill others?" Wenjiu & subordinates: ... The love brain is hopeless, pull it down and bury it (no)! Cp: Desire to commit suicide, crazy criticism vs "masochism" + late love brain black lotus attack (warm wine + X + Feng Mo) Reading guide: 1.1V1, main, he, double C 2. Subject to the ceiling of force value, "weak" in the early stage of attack, but strong in the later stage —————————————— Pre-released article "Passenger A, did he succeed in undercover today?" Copywriting: Yu Ran is tired of reading. Others dressed up in books as CEOs or celebrities. No matter how bad they were, they were just some kind of illegitimate son from a rich family. At least they had no worries about food and drink. He was better off, dressing up as a passerby NPC in the book. During the day, I worked hard in the company with a salary of 1,800 yuan. At night, I worked in a restaurant serving dishes and washing dishes. In the middle of the night, I had to go back to my small, windy and leaky house to eat steamed buns. There is absolutely no hope for this day. To make matters worse, on the third day while serving dishes in the restaurant, he "accidentally" spilled eighteen glasses of red wine from Shang Han, the biggest villain in the book. Fortunately, due to his record of "Eighteen Glasses of Red Wine", he was favored by the protagonist and sent him to be close to the villain Shang Han as an undercover agent, waiting for an opportunity to expose the villain's evil intentions. Yu Ran agreed without saying a word. If he followed the protagonist to have meat to eat, of course he would stand in the protagonist's camp! Of course, it would also be nice to get the full-time promotion, salary increase, and a one million bonus promised by the protagonist! Thus, Yu Ran began his undercover career. Legend has it that Shang Han is the boss who owns the entire business empire. He is sinister, ruthless and vicious. To reach his current position, he has lost countless lives and blood under his hands. For this, Yu Ran made considerable preparations. His imagined undercover life: Thrilling, exciting, critical! For example, he worked hard to steal Shang Han's illegal evidence, was chased and intercepted by a large number of thugs, went through many difficulties and dangers, and managed to escape at the last moment! But the actual undercover daily life: Yu Ran: Where did you put the official seal? Shang Han: The second floor of the bedroom safe, the password is your birthday. Yu Ran: Didn't find it? Shang Han: Oh, I remembered wrongly. The second floor is the property certificate of the third villa I just bought for you. The official seal is on the third floor. Yu Ran: Why do you always feel like something is weird? Yu Ran! Wake up! How can you be corrupted by the sugar-coated bullets of an evil villain? ! Half a year later. Contacting boss: Xiaoyu, did the undercover mission go smoothly? Yu Ran: It went very well! We are getting engaged next month! Boss: Very good - huh? ? ? Purpose: A sunny and positive personality not only makes life better, but also allows us to meet love